Fun times with my...well my ovaries (Great Story)

I'm not really sure if this will show up in PINK, but the color is very girly, and this is a girly subject. But it is a very funny story. It started out with being on my period...yay fun times right? NO NOT AT ALL. I had very bad cramps, which made me look up on GOOGLE "how to make cramps go AWAY." I found all kinds of interesting things:

-Herbal Tea (Hot)

-Heating pads

-Sexual intercourse (Right...kinda odd)

-Going on a walk or a short run.

-Medicane! (which is what I ussually go for.)

Since the medicine was not working =(, taking 2000 MG of Advil is to much, so I stopped before I killed myself or my liver. said no to sex, tried to heat from the pad and tea, but still no luck. So My only choice...go on a run.

After the run I still had Severe cramps! BUMMER RIGHT?!?! 

So I take a warm shower, faint, get up and throw up everywhere. Oh so much fun, NOT. 

So I'm crying, I'm in pain, no roommies are home. So I call my friend Brooke. She picks me up, we go to ER and this is what happens, kinda awkward. 

-I'm told I am going to be doing some tests here are the following:

1.) A "new" student nurse is going to assist me with an EKG (which is this heart thing, they have to do it cause I fainted.) They stick little stickeys all over my body, plug and attach little knobs to the end of these things to read my heart stuff (patterns I guess.) Come to find out, the boy goes to APU (which is the college I attend.) He is  pretty cute, and I'm nervious because he has to STICK these things around my boobs. So now a boy at my school has seen my boobs. SICK, maybe i'll get a date out of it. Brooke was laughing in the corner, it was so awkward. So as he is leaving we all (Brooke, me and Boy) start to laugh.

2.) Couldn't think things could get worse. The doctors come in, send brooke out, and asks me about my sex life. I told him Brooke knows everything, she could have stayed in with me. But then he says, has brooke stuck her finger in your butt before? and I said...NO! And he tells me he is going to have to stick is finger in my butt!!!!! AHHH!! So yes, his lovely finger was in my butt, pushing on my cervics. I was in quite some pain, but to make it a little funny i was thinking..."I feel like a gay man at this moment." So that was WEIRD.

3.) My Nurse who was the only woman I saw stuck me with IV and took my blood over 10 times. AHH. She was great though. Told me so many funny stories. Which helped me. and she gave me a bunch of morphine WOO! So i was floating! I felt great.

4.) I get an ultra sound done ( like what you have done when you are prego!) And the lady is "ooooing and awwwing" because she found something and tells me no results. she wheel chair's me back to my bed, as I sit for an hour to see what my results are.

So at this point brooke leaves (it was like 5 hours), and Alie comes. We find out I have a cyst on my ovaries that is bigger then my fist. So now I must go to the Vag or Gino Doctor to see what kind it is, and find out when I get it removed. JOY. 

So all and all I am going to live guys!!! So much for having my monday off.